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Old 24-Jul-08, 3:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling


.......... Take celibacy.

This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Robert and
Mary listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe
your wife's favourite flower?' Robert leaned over, touched
Mary's arm gently and whispered, 'Self raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.
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Old 24-Jul-08, 7:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 24-Jul-08, 11:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds like he thinks there is a bun in the oven
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